Not a joke: ISIS terrorists complaining about wait times to become suicide bombers

There have been reports that ISIS fighters are angry at senior commanders allowing "friends and family" to skip the jihad line, enabling them to blow themselves up first. It seems that for Paradise, like everything worthwhile, there’s a queue. Kabhir Ahmed, trainee ISIS dickhead from Derby, revealed to BBC’s Panaroma that he was on a ‘waiting list’ to become a suicide bomber. Yes, that’s right, there’s a waiting list to kill yourself.
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